From the recording Dazzlingly Uncool
Just a bit of silliness. How many condiments can I name in one song?
I ain't tryin' to be no hot dog,
but you must've heard (mustard),
I ran my buns off tryin' to catch up (ketchup) to you here.
And now this man is (mayonnaise) gonna sit
on yonder (onion) bar stool,
And look to Heaven, let us (lettuce) pray,
I'll try (fry) it every single day,
and let the chips (chips) fall where they may,
oh, make this song just go away,
I'll relish (relish) any time you'll stay with me, my dear.